me-aur suna kaisa hai
he-theek hun.. u tell me... hows everythg...
me-padhai nahi ho rahi yar... u know me na.. main wo gadha hun jise gajar dikhao to daudega and whip me...
he-main aa jata hun padhane...
me-ya sure!! why not...
he-listen to death metal.. u ll love it guddu(my nick name.)
me-haan chal bata.. lemme youtube it...
he-and hows evrythg...evrythg cool know...hows ur parmeshwar..
me-hmmm...yar i guess i have forgotten how to love...
he-wo book pahd le...art of loving...
me-haan ab bas kitaabo se seekhna padega...
he-tu queen hai kya...y thgs gotta be perfect wid u..swear on murphy's law.. it wrks... expect average...
me-cant be so pessimistic...why such an approach..
he-not pessimistic dear..a happy way.. why to have evrythg very goody goody....
me-bakwas mat kar...paka mat chal.. office wale tujhe mujhse gappe ladane ke liye paise nahi dete,,,,
he-tujhe kya hai.,, tu bolna...
me--hmm.. chal bata... pallavi kaisi hai.,,,
he--theek hai,.,insecure hai tujhse..., achha sun .. tu mere dream mein aayi,.,,
me-ha ha ha!!.i m loving it...dreams mein aaungi to insecure to hogi,.,by the way kya kar rahi thi main,..,
he-yar hum gaon gaye the.. n we had a good beer...
me-achha...sahi hai.. main tere sapne mein full talli..dharam bhrasht kar de mera..
he-thr was a lot more.. rehne de..
me-better.. zyada sapne mat dekh... nahi to tera shadi se pehle divorce ho jayega..
he-ha ha ha!! chal rehne de...
me-chal ab me get going... yar I phone le aana... bas!! bye....
he-haan bas isliye to ja raha hun main.. office ka kaam thode hi hai,,,chal bye...
me-achha kya bye.. ruk... sun ..
he-haan kya hai... jaldi bol.. main waise hi late aaya hun aaj office...
me-ja ab... kuchh nahi... main padh lun ab thoda... bye
he-bye
ROFL-such erudite conversations, Abhilasha...I couldn't help smiling.:)And,you're studying,still?*muses-I thought she finished studies.**Scratches head-ah,yes-the competitive exams-UPSC?*
ReplyDeleteWaise,I'm not much of a conversationalist,more of a listener,but,I'm sure we'll communicate well,whenever we do meet..:)
ReplyDeletearey baba!! me not that old.. i m just 23... waise padhne ki umar to nahi hai.. but yeah! i m studying,, all the fellow assholes r wrking,,, but its ok... dont wanna do a job for money...i wanna do a job for more den dat...
ReplyDeleteand my conversations r not those five minutes sorts.. they last really long...
and well i like listeners in my case...but den they shud actually listen... i do take oral tests as well.. i often cross question.. he he he!!
*grins*point noted, ma'm...u're not at all old,and, I always say'education does not have an age-one can study even at 60-it's always useful'.:)
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Waise,u do cross questioning?Whew-just like our school teachers...they used to do that to ensure we were listening..hehehe.:)
yeah!! i do dat.. i give these surprise tests.. "achha to maine kya bola... achha to main kiske baare mein baat kar rahi hun... achha wats ur take."
ReplyDeletecool know!!
Thank heavens you revealed this trait in advance..ROFL.:)Can imagine the poor people who dare to ignore your words..:)
ReplyDeleteha ha ha!!> dekha... me a devil ...
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