Tuesday, September 21, 2010

the loving tale of dhokla and blackberry...

bought dhokla from the market...
reached home...
opened the packet..
was just about to take a mouthful of it...

before that i thought to make a couple of calls...
searched for fone...
found it being submerged deep into the dhokla's chutney!!!
phewwwww!!!!!!!

mind u!! i continued eating.. ab jo ho gaya hai..that cant be changed.. so y waste dhokla...

mom giving me the worst look ever....along wid all this...

it goes like....

mom-akal nahi hai... bigaad rakha hai baap ne.. dhyan kahan hai... bahut khaane ko mil raha hai... bas udaaye jao... kamaogi tab pata chalega....
fone dhokle ke packet mein rakhne ki cheez hai... aur kitna nuksaan karna hai..
blah blah blah....

elder brother-let it be.. i have no wrds.. i have given up on u... good u maintained ur track record..aur kitne fone kharab karne hain...

track record
fone 1- into the loo
fone 2-into the bucket
fone 3-chewed up by a small kid...
fone 4-given to a frd.. ruined it...
fone 5-bottle left uncapped.. fone lying in the bag.. submerged in the water again...
and now fone 6- into the pool of chutney


younger brother- this time "chhota hai..chhota reh.." didnt wrk,,,
he pushed me so hard..i fell off the bed....but then i convinced him to take it the repair store...

dad-beta!! tum blackberry kharab kar sakti ho.. to kuchh bhi kar sakti ho... got no wrds... moorkhta ka pradarshan karne ke aur bhi kayi tareeke hain...
(yeah!!! i know...)

husband- wat to do... naya le aayenge aur kya.. but u wud hve taken care.. waise kya kya kaha mom dad ne... bahut daanta... (it was not out of concern...it was out of the very beautiful feeling..that some one is scolding her too..i cud hear the grin.. he asked me "aur kya kaha.. aur kya daanta "100 times)

(well how is he concerned.. he got no right to scold me...all my fones r from my dad...)





at the repair shop-
that guy to my lil brother- bhai saab !! kya kiya hai isse... khele ho kya... mitti,cheetiyan,rooyi.....
sorry!! the display has gone.. fone can wrk though... aapko fone recieve hi to karna hai na...wah!!!

(ya sure!! widout the display)

bhai shouting at me..
u embarrassed me!!...


finally i have given that cell to daddy dearest... iss dibbe ko pakdo... n before i leave for gujarat get me a new one...


current fone given to me.. is worth rupees 1500..certainly by elder brother.. tu yahi use kar.. yahi tere laayak hai... ab isse jo karna hai kar... throw it...put it in the water... heat it... roast it.. or fry it...



me- itni kya tension krni... purana jayega.. tabhi to naya ayega!!!
he he he!!!


final blow to them and to me--

evryone sitting in the living area...

i declare--
get me an I Phone

look at the audacity!! this being the height...
the look said it... "usse kitne din mein kharab karogi"

does this say i m carelesss!!!! naahhh!!! i m not!!!

6 comments:

  1. ROFL- no, siree,you're not at all careless...just a slip of the fingers now and then..waise bhi, people like me who love the taste of dhokla,can imagine how much the blackberry must've enjoyed eating,err,meeting the dhokla n chutney.:)
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    Another LOL at the last demand- get an iphone..hehe...why not an ipad+iphone?:)
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    Waise,suggestion-next time hubby teases you, be tactful and say 'worry not- tumhara bhi number hai meri list mein, kharcha karaane ke liye'..:)

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  2. i love it abhiiiiii...kp d gud wrk;)

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  3. haan abhi lemme hope for the best.. guj jaane se pehle new fone chahiye

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  4. i neva knew this 'fone saaga' ;) anyways too gud :)

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  5. ur phone incidents can be made into a TV series !! u hv no precedents lady :)

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  6. ha ha ha... yeah prachi sure!!!!

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