Monday, March 28, 2011

guj visit

reminder 2- Ashish sharma plz give my digi cam... if u want to buy it den gimme 15K.. i m all set to sell it off to the one who is in love wid it... plz de deyar... apne bachho ki mundan ceremony ke baad dega kya... dont force me to send cops at ur place..just because u got few stuff (2 T shirts,a dress,two footwear,t shits for my brother,cosmetics,hand bag) from Australia u think i ll spare u.. plz find better ways to call me to ur place...


me in gujarat.. came on 28th going back on 31st...
reason for a sudden visit... "baby! how do u look,,, i have forgotten ur face".....isse pehle ki husband starts calling me.. abhilasha ben.. i though ii must rush to him... anyways.. he calls me a guest faculty.... its just a matter of a month sweetheart ..


i thought i ll avoid mentioning my mother in law.. but den every effort goes in vain...so here it is..

a day before i came...

me-hello momy!.. main soch rahi thi ki main teen chaar din ke liye aa jaun...
mil-kyon! teri class nahi hai kya... miss karegi to fir dekhna..
me-nahi momy! classs nahi hai... thoda breeak diya hai.. wapis 1st april se hai..(i lied)
mil-haan aa ja.. achha hi rahega...
me-kuchh lana hai aapke liye yahan se..
mil-haan! dekh le.. teen chaar suits le aana... aur kuchh achha lage.. tu dekh lena,...
me-:-) haan momy!... main le aaungi...
mil-arey seema (sis in law) ke liye bhi..
me-haan haan momy! bilkul..chalo rakhti hun.. class jana hai... (fav show coming on tv)


the day i reached

me-aa gayi main momy!!..
mil-achha kiya..
me-haan! wahi na.. dekho aapko suits achhe lage to theek hai,.. else i ll get them changed..
mil-achhe hain!... khud ke liye nahi liye kya..
me- le lungi.. kahan ja rahi hun...
mil-tujhe meri jaisi saas kabhi milegi.. tera kitna kaam karti hun.. tera room dekh... teri almirah dekh.. faela kar chale jati hai... tere sandals dekh kaise arrange kare hain maine... koi ehsaan hi nahi hai...
me-arey! momy!! aap to aap ho na.. aap ho hi itne achhe... main to abhi seekh rahi hun na.. i really look upto u.. main apnni almirah chahe set bhi kar lun.. but the way u keep it is remarkable.... exceptional...
mil-dekha.. sab yahi kehte hain... main itne theek se rakhti hun... ki andhere mein bhi main bata sakti hun kahan kya rakha hai...
me-wahi na... aap jaise bahut kamm log hain... n its a compliment..


fil-haan haan!! chadha apni saas ko.. kaam karaye ja meri biwi se..
me-kya daddy... zyada ustaad ban rahe ho lag raha hai.... kyon bol rahe ho... fir chiddh jayegi mom...
fil-haan chal ab makkhan mat laga...take rest!



husband dear- ab panchayat karti rahegi kya..bakwas karva lo bas...kabhi chup bhi reh liya kar..


sigh!!!!

3 comments:

  1. Hello,ji...nice to see an update..hope the Abad trip was great, and you left the almirah in the same neat n clean condition as it was on the first day.
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    Waise,hats off to you-I need to learn the art of buttering from you...(and,if you dare say 'mainu ki', ...arghh!!:)..I'm too blunt sometimes and people don't appreciate.:)
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    Joke of the day: When you said 'Le Lungi', I really thought that you bought the famous garment of South India for yourself...heh heh heh...(Puhlease,don't kill me for this..it's my day off and I need all the laughs I can get)

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  2. saam daam dand bhed!!!! dis is the way !!!

    as far as being blunt is concerned... i dont give a damn before calling a spade a spade...
    but den dis doesnt wrk everywhr...isnt it..

    as far as lungi is concerned... main tumhare liye ek lungi le lungi... ok.. if i ll visit south india..

    but den mr.amit.. kuchh to standard rakho yar... worst ever joke...

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  3. Hahahaha...Worst ever PJ, I'd say, but then, it did bring a smile to your face, na?And,that's what counts.:)

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