Saturday, January 29, 2011

got late for the class... so in a hurry i parked at a complex of a residential area... soon one elderly lady came and said beta yahan park mat karo.. i told her aunty i m in a real hurry.. jaise hi first class over hogi i ll take my car... she said ok beta...

after my class got over n i moved out.. a guy came up to me.. and said.. abhilasha soem guy was asking whos car is it.. wahan se hata lo... so i said ok..
wen i reached thr.. n opened the door of my car.. a man of bout 35 came shouting..."hey u lady... how dare u parked ur car here"... i was like.. wats wrong wid him... i told him.. that look.. dont use this tone wid me.. n i parked it here wid permission... n moreover its not a no parking area.... den he started screaming... n by default usne mujhse gaali sunli.. i went like.. u asshole dont u dare shout...

dis bastard drove his lil car...maruti alto.. n parked it in front of my car.. and said.. ab dekhta hun tu kaise jati hai...i was wondering ... us saaale mein itni himmat... usko sochna chahiye tha.. ki agar ladki is coming in such a big car.. to baap ya pati to bahut top shot honge hi... :-)
now dis was it... abhilasha ji ki khisak gayi... i opened his car's door.. n i said.. ab dekhti hun tu kaise nikalta hai... ab saale ki band baj gayi.. maine kaha... tujhe laga hoga ladki hai... kuchh kahegi nahi.. ro dho ke chale jayegi... maine kaha saale wo to main hun .. nahi to neeche pada hota...
kehta achha tujh mein itna ego hai.. maine kaha tune ego abhi dekha kahan hai...
aise banenge civil servants... aise hain ye civil servants ke bachhe...
and dis continued for like ten fifteen minutes.. tabhi rest of the residents came out...
den he went like.. abhi to main beti ko lene ja raha hun... fri dekhta hun.. maine kaha... kaise jayega dekhti hun.. car chala ke to dikha....
but finally i thought jane dete hain... beti chhoti hogi wait kar rahi hogi...

one of my bihari classmate was thr.. he tried realy hard to separate us.. i told him.. dat look anish u dont know.. how to handle such ppl...

watever it was.. i had another class.. den i moved too....
later on i was figuring out.. ki aise bhi log hote hain.. i have never ever met a man sorry an asshole like him...

i attended y class n reached home.....
reactions of my family members.. bout it

pati dev- kya zarurat thi muh lagne ki.. tumhe roz wahin jana hai..

bhai- police ko kyon nahi bulaya... car ka number note kiya.. ullu da pathha gaya ab to.. teri classes khatam ho jaye.. car ke sheeshe fodne hain.. ma behan ki gaali kyon nahi di.. ghar per to kitna chillati hai

dad-us kutte ko to main batata hun... ghar note kiya na... y didnt u call me...

lil brother-the calmest of all.... no reaction firstly... reaction after hours together... kuchh zyada hi achievement feel kar rahe ho...


later wen i was all set to sleep.. i asked dad..
dad aise log exist karte hain i never knew it.. dad said. its a band world... these r the dogs u ll find every now n den... stop thinking.... next time u end up in such a mess... gimme a call.. or call the cops...

havent told it to mom....
but i know.. as soon as i ll open my mouth to tell her... she ll enquire bout the other person...and ll definitely say.. ab kya kiya tune...

8 comments:

  1. Abhilasha,that took guts, no doubt about it..and, I felt a bit scared of you, reading the post..grin grin..(waise, I don't have any such ego issues, so worries)
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    Everyone made a sensible comment in their own way, frankly..:)But think @ ur gussa part- next time, if you really want to irk the guy(I pray there's no next time), act calmer and calmer, even as he gets wilder and wilder. Then, coolly note down his car no. and dial the cops/call security..why boil your blood over someone else's stupidity?Life's meant to be enjoyed(Waise, i get the deep-down feeling that you really enjoyed this encounter..hahaha)

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  2. OMG......guddu at her best. But seriously uski car ke sheeshe phodne the....Delhi me why people are so hyper ? Come to Australia you will feel the hell of a difference.

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  3. tere Papa ke comment main "kutte" shabd ka prayog..mujhe hajam nahi ho raha :)
    Yaar , kaise kaise log milten hai tujhe, seriously!

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  4. amit- waise u got it right!! i enjoyed it big time.. maine sabko bata diya.. yippiee youhu....
    waise yar.. i was extremely calm.. i even thought that wen i was calm enough he mite realise dat wat he is making a fuss.. but he just didnt listen.. kept telling him.. aap aaram se bhi baat kar sakte ho... i m stding so near to u.. y r u shouting...but he was in no mood to listen...
    i m just no the one who lose her composure dat easily.. but dis was fun man!!... wo jab wahan se nikal raha tha.. to bolta hai.. madam ye IAS ke chakkar mein mat pado... MBA kar lo.. markettign mein rule karoge... i said... abhi koi kasar reh gayi kya sunne mein... ab tum mujhe bataoge mujhe kya karna hai..

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  5. ashish- ashish sharma australia wale.... galti kar di sir aapne india mein janam leke...
    saale ye hote hain wannabes.. i mahina hua nahi australia ke tukdo per palte huye.. ki ho gaye wahan ke...

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  6. prachi- dear prachi tujhe "kutta" shabd hi nahi hajam hua.. jo mere dad ne actual mein kaha tha wo to maine likha hi nahi... thk god nahi likha... nahi to meri bechari prachi ka to dharam hi bhrast ho jata...
    dekh yar kaise kaise log milte hain mujhe... hadd hi ho gayi... bhagwan life ko thoda kam rocking bana do...

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  7. well now i have told my mom bout it.. n mom said... jab wo bol raha tha ki beti ko lene jana hai... i wud have said.. tu mat ja, tu ladd.. main lekar aati hun...he he he

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  8. hehehhe... this made my day! :D Lots of ppl think they can just get away being mean.

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