2013... mommy me!!

and i grew up in just one day... abhi to i was in class 12.... hardly any time has gone by.. and now i am a mommy!!!!!!!!!!.... its unbelievable......

2013.. u taught me more then i cud have asked for... so many reality checks... from the verge of giving up.. and collecting myself all over again....
a moment of losing it all... and den coming back to senses and wishing myself all the best for the future.

Maturity is... Leaving everything to GOD it seems... Yes! Dis is the definition... Divine intervention, can nvr rule that out... Thk u god! Thk u!!

either ppl r ready to kick ur ass.. or ready to drown u in a guuilt.. meeting so many of them lately....
damn if u do.. damn if u dont...

Ultimatum

Ultimatum !!!

Apni shakal mat dikhana jab tak naukari na lage... Ghar per kadam mat rakhna..
Last nail in the coffin.. Khudne to kuchh kiya nahi.. Chhote bhai ko
Bhi bigaad de...

Made the most of my ears.. Inlet and
Outlet.... But yes! Few thgs aren't making the way out..

Ma! I ll not step in the house Till the time I make it big... I promise!!!!

boo hoo!!!

lost lost lost!! lost in my thoughts compeltely.... why .. wat... wen.... planning planning.. plotting plotting.. planning plotting.. plotting planning!!!! 

dimaag ki band baj gayi hai.... dis super smart chick.. has chickend out... boo hooo to me!!!!.... damn me!!! such a loser i am..

bhagwan!!

dear bhagwan!!

kya kiya hai maine tera... agar main ek laal batti wali gaadi mein ghoom lungi to tera kya chale jayega... i mean.. hey bhagwan... bhagwan ke liye apni kripa drishti mujh per rakho.. maana main diya batti nahi karti tumhare uppar ghee agarbatti nahi kharch karti.. but trust me.. tum mere mann mein ho... ek dum.. that too u have a suite in my mann.... i swear.... n thats alotted just for u... booked thruout the year... anytime check in check out.. magar tujhe isse kya... tujhe to dikhava pasand hai na... chaar baar hafte mein mandir jao... diya jalao.. aarti gao... nahi!! problem kya hai bhagwan.. aaj to ho jaye... man to man!! tell me... padhai na karun kya.. socho mandir ki lambi line.. fir itni bheed... chappal utaaro.. token lo... 11 ru pey ka prasad khareedo.. thoda pandit ko do..thoda khud rakho... thoda bahar baithe gareeb bachho ko do.. i mean.. jhhuk jhhuk kar tumhari foto ko choo kar jai jai karo.. wat i m saying is..... abs banane ke aur bhi tareeke hain bhagwan....

pata hai main kitna royi hun.. do u have any idea.. mera revlon ka kajal.. ek jhatke mein beh gaya.. n thr claim of smudge free.. smudged!!!! dark circles alag ho gaye... bp alag badd gaya... n then khaer main two hours mein theek ho gayi... magar maintain to karna pada na mujhe kitna dukh hua hai... ki gumm ke badalon ne gher liya hai mujhe...


ab ye bata do.. kab tk ka program hai... kab tak fail karoge... koi panch varshiye yojana hai to bata do... bilkul hi dushmani nikaal ni hai to batado.. chalo lets have a deal... na bhagwan teri na meri.. bas ek baar collector bana de... fir dekh... jo tu chahe wo.... sach mein... promise... nahi to fir koi game khel lena...

kya yar.. mere liye nahi to meri ma.. teri priy bhakt ke liye hi kuch kar de.. bechari mere papa ke poori salary tere per kharch kar deti hai... kuchh kamaal kar yar.. humein surprise kar.. ki dekho guddu aka abhilasha ki mano kaamna poori kar di... i mean.. come on man!!


dekh ab strategy nayi banaungi main... and ab dekhti hun... tu kitna hero banta hai... now u really dont have a choice... nahi to main apni mummy ko ek heavy duty kasam dekar.. tera kharcha pani band karva dungi... ye dhamki hi samajhna... n i m very much capable of reducing ur fan following....


urs truly
the-girl-u-had-so-much-fun-failing

Happy birthday to me

what I'm saying is, dat the world might be evolving the way a person evolves. Right? Like, I mean, me for example. Am I getting worse? Am I improving? I don't know... Have turned 26 today... And ll turn 62 someday.. Getting older is nice.. May be more challenges den before but now i m more equipped to handle them..
Happy birthday to me...
Goodbye 17th March
Cheers!!!! I rock !!!

Trying really hard not to intimidate ppl by my intellect... Trust me it's really hard to play dumb... Not that I am a super smart ass... It's just the kind of ppl I m surrounded with...

( frd back from a vaishno Devi trip )


Me- hi.. Aa gayi tu.. How was ur trip...
Neha- tiring yar... Poora rasta khud chali main...no paalki no horse...
Me- arey!! Helicopter le Lena tha... Atleast one side...
Neha- haan yar.. Ek to pehle train se jammu and den walking walking..,
Me- koi na... Next time we ll fly down together....
Neha- yar abhilasha Tere paas helicopter hai kya???
Me- haan hai na... Bahar garden mein parked hai...
Neha- arey sach bata yar... Hai kya helicopter... Ya private plane...
Me- Neha bhaang khayi hai kya tune... Main ambani hun kya....
Neha- haan yar hamare liye to hai....
Me- aap sach mein bahut thak gayi hain.... Dimaag Ko aaram dein..... And get lost... Jai Matadi
Neha- Jai Matadi ....


PS- Neha aap Jammu mein dimaag rakh aayi hain... Next time wen we ll go.. We ll bring it back.....

Ice cream :)

Was watching something on discovery about the ice cream thg... The cones.. The candies and all that....
And all of a sudden I just went into the flash back mode where I used to get five rupees daily as a pocket money... Was like in class 2 or 3... I found dis cheapest ice cream wala round the corner .. He used to sell these cool candies for a rupee in all the beautiful colors.. Orange yellow green cola and multi color... And for rupee two was of milk....
Having a ten rupee cup from the mother dairy booth was a sign of somebody-is-rich ......
I guess this thought just came in my head after like ages... All of twenty five me not into ice creams anymore... But inshallah today I ll definitely go and grab a cone.. The cheapest possible may be... Though my Vodafone bill got a coupon of ' ek ke sath ek free ' from BR...... someone wanna tag along :)

Pretty pretty

Peacocks visiting my house :)
Beautiful creation...

Goa goa

Om purnam-adah purnam-idam

purnaat purnam-udacyate.

purnasya purnam-aadaaya,

purnam-eva-avashishyate

Main na bhoolunga...

main na bhooloongaa,
main na bhooloongi
main na bhooloongaa,
main na bhooloongi
in rasmon ko in qasmon ko
in rishte naaton ko
main na bhooloongaa,
main na bhooloongi
main na bhooloongi,
main na bhooloonga


chalo jag ko bhoolen,
ho chalo jag ko bhoolen,
khayaalon mein jhoolen
bahaaron mein dolen,
bahaaron mein dolen,
sitaaron ko chhoo len
aa teri main maang sanwaaroon
tu dulhan ban jaa
maang se jo dulhan ka rishtaa
main naa bhooloongi
main na bhooloongaa,
main na bhooloongi
main na bhooloongaa,
main na bhooloongi


samay ki dhaaraa mein,
ho samay ki dhaaraa mein,
umar bah jaani hai
jo ghadi jee lenge,
jo ghadi jee lenge,
wohi rah jaani hai
main ban jaaun saans aakhri
tu jeewan ban jaa
jeewan se saanson ka rishtaa
main na bhooloongi
main na bhooloongaa,
main na bhooloongi
main na bhooloongaa,
main na bhooloongi


barastaa saawan ho,
mahaktaa aangan ho
kabhi dil doolhaa ho,
kabhi dil dulhan ho
gagan bankar jhoomen,
pawan bankar ghoomen
chalo ham raah moden,
kabhi naa sang chhoden
kahin pe chhup jaanaa hai,
nazar nahin aanaa hai
kahin pe bas jaayenge,
ye din kat jaayenge
arre kyaa baat chali,
wo dekho raat dhali
ye baaten chalti rahen,
ye raaten dhalti rahen
main man ko mandir kar daaloon
tu poojan ban jaa
mandir se poojaa kaa rishtaa
main naa bhooloongi
main na bhooloongaa,
main na bhooloongi
in rasmon ko in qasmon ko
in rishte naaton ko
main na bhooloongaa,
main na bhooloongi
main na bhooloongaa,
main na bhooloongi





For a die hard romantic filmy person dat I m.. This song rocks the chart...

Almost missed the flight at Bangalore airport....
If anyone located a girl all Saree clad, running like a maniac, dragging the baggage , den dat was me...
Alas boarded the flight...
Phewwwww!!!!

I AM DUMB.......


in bold italics capital letters.....

i still enjoy playing "u dont love me mom" game....


me- mom!! i wanna talk...
mom- not now!!! i m busy!!
me- nah!! i wanna talk right now...
mom- ll call for u once i m thru...
me- do i need to take an appointment now.. u dont love me mom
mom- ofcourse i do..!! even i took an appointment from a doc to get u in this world..
me- i m thankful..but i still wanna talk..
mom- speak up!!
me- how m i looking...
mom- princess!!!
me- he he he he he he he he he!!!!!

me- tell me mom.. wud my daughter hug me.. n revolve around me.. the way i do to u..
mom- depends on u..
me- but i ll love her madly...
mom- we ll see..
me- but tell me... i ll be ok in sharing my sarees wid her..
mom- am i not??
me- ma!! ur my mom... u are a sweet mother.. i wonder whther i ll be...
mom- hang on!! r u pregnant...
me- no!!!
mom- any plans??
me-no!!
mom- chapter close... anythg else...
me- nah!!.... but mom i love u.. n i wanna be like u ... u r so serene... me such a devil... u r so composed... so much in control... n me....
mom- u r a darling... angel...
me- love u ma!!

I'm sure i have a noble mind and honesty and tact;
yet no one's more surprised than me to see the way i act!

i m back ,, back to the place i made the choice to be... gujarat...
its different... its different from whr i belong.. but different doesnt mean bad or good.. its simply different..
but my heart is lying thr.. i m worried bout my house... since mom is not thr.. i dont know how dad n brothers r figuring out thgs... being the only lady of the house i was atleast handling soemthg... but now since i m not thr i m really worried...
i miss my frds... i miss it all.. thr i used to wake up at 5... and party endlessly...here even at 7 i m like a lil more... thr i wass sleep deprived... now i m so sleepy... thr was no though i m back to the books now... but yeah i miss the classes.. i miss my car... i miss my mirror... i miss my brother's t shirts... i miss cooking exclusively for him... i miss being a mom to him at every beck n call on which my frds tell me,,,abhilasha u r pampering him way too much... he is five years younger to u..u shud make him work for u...
yesterday wen he called me how to make a toast... i felt so helpless..i wish i wud have got my lil brother as my dahej... i wish i had some magical powers... but yeah i know they ll manage... the way they were wen i was not thr... god make me go normal...

came late
dad calling, bro calling, M calling...
mom called in between... cousin told her i m out to fetch somethg...
lil bro texted me.. dont ring the door bell... gimme a call i ll open it..
drove like a maniac..
reached home...
tip toed to the room...
changed in seconds..
promised myself nvr to be that late...
(promises r meant to be broken)


PS: awsome party!!! kasbah rocks!!