Ultimatum

Ultimatum !!!

Apni shakal mat dikhana jab tak naukari na lage... Ghar per kadam mat rakhna..
Last nail in the coffin.. Khudne to kuchh kiya nahi.. Chhote bhai ko
Bhi bigaad de...

Made the most of my ears.. Inlet and
Outlet.... But yes! Few thgs aren't making the way out..

Ma! I ll not step in the house Till the time I make it big... I promise!!!!

boo hoo!!!

lost lost lost!! lost in my thoughts compeltely.... why .. wat... wen.... planning planning.. plotting plotting.. planning plotting.. plotting planning!!!! 

dimaag ki band baj gayi hai.... dis super smart chick.. has chickend out... boo hooo to me!!!!.... damn me!!! such a loser i am..

bhagwan!!

dear bhagwan!!

kya kiya hai maine tera... agar main ek laal batti wali gaadi mein ghoom lungi to tera kya chale jayega... i mean.. hey bhagwan... bhagwan ke liye apni kripa drishti mujh per rakho.. maana main diya batti nahi karti tumhare uppar ghee agarbatti nahi kharch karti.. but trust me.. tum mere mann mein ho... ek dum.. that too u have a suite in my mann.... i swear.... n thats alotted just for u... booked thruout the year... anytime check in check out.. magar tujhe isse kya... tujhe to dikhava pasand hai na... chaar baar hafte mein mandir jao... diya jalao.. aarti gao... nahi!! problem kya hai bhagwan.. aaj to ho jaye... man to man!! tell me... padhai na karun kya.. socho mandir ki lambi line.. fir itni bheed... chappal utaaro.. token lo... 11 ru pey ka prasad khareedo.. thoda pandit ko do..thoda khud rakho... thoda bahar baithe gareeb bachho ko do.. i mean.. jhhuk jhhuk kar tumhari foto ko choo kar jai jai karo.. wat i m saying is..... abs banane ke aur bhi tareeke hain bhagwan....

pata hai main kitna royi hun.. do u have any idea.. mera revlon ka kajal.. ek jhatke mein beh gaya.. n thr claim of smudge free.. smudged!!!! dark circles alag ho gaye... bp alag badd gaya... n then khaer main two hours mein theek ho gayi... magar maintain to karna pada na mujhe kitna dukh hua hai... ki gumm ke badalon ne gher liya hai mujhe...


ab ye bata do.. kab tk ka program hai... kab tak fail karoge... koi panch varshiye yojana hai to bata do... bilkul hi dushmani nikaal ni hai to batado.. chalo lets have a deal... na bhagwan teri na meri.. bas ek baar collector bana de... fir dekh... jo tu chahe wo.... sach mein... promise... nahi to fir koi game khel lena...

kya yar.. mere liye nahi to meri ma.. teri priy bhakt ke liye hi kuch kar de.. bechari mere papa ke poori salary tere per kharch kar deti hai... kuchh kamaal kar yar.. humein surprise kar.. ki dekho guddu aka abhilasha ki mano kaamna poori kar di... i mean.. come on man!!


dekh ab strategy nayi banaungi main... and ab dekhti hun... tu kitna hero banta hai... now u really dont have a choice... nahi to main apni mummy ko ek heavy duty kasam dekar.. tera kharcha pani band karva dungi... ye dhamki hi samajhna... n i m very much capable of reducing ur fan following....


urs truly
the-girl-u-had-so-much-fun-failing