2013... mommy me!!

and i grew up in just one day... abhi to i was in class 12.... hardly any time has gone by.. and now i am a mommy!!!!!!!!!!.... its unbelievable......

2013.. u taught me more then i cud have asked for... so many reality checks... from the verge of giving up.. and collecting myself all over again....
a moment of losing it all... and den coming back to senses and wishing myself all the best for the future.

Maturity is... Leaving everything to GOD it seems... Yes! Dis is the definition... Divine intervention, can nvr rule that out... Thk u god! Thk u!!

either ppl r ready to kick ur ass.. or ready to drown u in a guuilt.. meeting so many of them lately....
damn if u do.. damn if u dont...

Ultimatum

Ultimatum !!!

Apni shakal mat dikhana jab tak naukari na lage... Ghar per kadam mat rakhna..
Last nail in the coffin.. Khudne to kuchh kiya nahi.. Chhote bhai ko
Bhi bigaad de...

Made the most of my ears.. Inlet and
Outlet.... But yes! Few thgs aren't making the way out..

Ma! I ll not step in the house Till the time I make it big... I promise!!!!

boo hoo!!!

lost lost lost!! lost in my thoughts compeltely.... why .. wat... wen.... planning planning.. plotting plotting.. planning plotting.. plotting planning!!!! 

dimaag ki band baj gayi hai.... dis super smart chick.. has chickend out... boo hooo to me!!!!.... damn me!!! such a loser i am..

bhagwan!!

dear bhagwan!!

kya kiya hai maine tera... agar main ek laal batti wali gaadi mein ghoom lungi to tera kya chale jayega... i mean.. hey bhagwan... bhagwan ke liye apni kripa drishti mujh per rakho.. maana main diya batti nahi karti tumhare uppar ghee agarbatti nahi kharch karti.. but trust me.. tum mere mann mein ho... ek dum.. that too u have a suite in my mann.... i swear.... n thats alotted just for u... booked thruout the year... anytime check in check out.. magar tujhe isse kya... tujhe to dikhava pasand hai na... chaar baar hafte mein mandir jao... diya jalao.. aarti gao... nahi!! problem kya hai bhagwan.. aaj to ho jaye... man to man!! tell me... padhai na karun kya.. socho mandir ki lambi line.. fir itni bheed... chappal utaaro.. token lo... 11 ru pey ka prasad khareedo.. thoda pandit ko do..thoda khud rakho... thoda bahar baithe gareeb bachho ko do.. i mean.. jhhuk jhhuk kar tumhari foto ko choo kar jai jai karo.. wat i m saying is..... abs banane ke aur bhi tareeke hain bhagwan....

pata hai main kitna royi hun.. do u have any idea.. mera revlon ka kajal.. ek jhatke mein beh gaya.. n thr claim of smudge free.. smudged!!!! dark circles alag ho gaye... bp alag badd gaya... n then khaer main two hours mein theek ho gayi... magar maintain to karna pada na mujhe kitna dukh hua hai... ki gumm ke badalon ne gher liya hai mujhe...


ab ye bata do.. kab tk ka program hai... kab tak fail karoge... koi panch varshiye yojana hai to bata do... bilkul hi dushmani nikaal ni hai to batado.. chalo lets have a deal... na bhagwan teri na meri.. bas ek baar collector bana de... fir dekh... jo tu chahe wo.... sach mein... promise... nahi to fir koi game khel lena...

kya yar.. mere liye nahi to meri ma.. teri priy bhakt ke liye hi kuch kar de.. bechari mere papa ke poori salary tere per kharch kar deti hai... kuchh kamaal kar yar.. humein surprise kar.. ki dekho guddu aka abhilasha ki mano kaamna poori kar di... i mean.. come on man!!


dekh ab strategy nayi banaungi main... and ab dekhti hun... tu kitna hero banta hai... now u really dont have a choice... nahi to main apni mummy ko ek heavy duty kasam dekar.. tera kharcha pani band karva dungi... ye dhamki hi samajhna... n i m very much capable of reducing ur fan following....


urs truly
the-girl-u-had-so-much-fun-failing

Happy birthday to me

what I'm saying is, dat the world might be evolving the way a person evolves. Right? Like, I mean, me for example. Am I getting worse? Am I improving? I don't know... Have turned 26 today... And ll turn 62 someday.. Getting older is nice.. May be more challenges den before but now i m more equipped to handle them..
Happy birthday to me...
Goodbye 17th March
Cheers!!!! I rock !!!